Mom Hates Atheists

Not my Mom. My Mom's cool. This mother, however, should lay off the coffee or whatever it is that's making her so jumpy and irritable. I mean, damn, talk about overreacting. And who's the one with the camera filming this as if it's they're filming gorillas in the wild? Are they so amazed that there's now an atheist in the home that they needed some kind of video evidence to document it?

Grindhouse Was #4?!

I must be losing my mind because I just read that "Grindhouse" finished fourth in the box office race this weekend. The most talked about film of the year so far didn't even win it's opening weekend. "Blades Of Glory" repeated as the top film of the weekend, followed by "Meet The Robinsons" and "Are We Done Yet?"

Are you fucking joking? An Ice Cube movie, a shitty one at that, beat out the double feature megafilm? America is full of idiots. It's documented proof now.

Borat Impersonator? Yeesh

I enjoy writing the Boss Report as an amalgamation between Jim Ross and Stephen Colbert, but at least I am not so lame as to do an unabashed impersonation of either man's character. If I started passing myself off as either Jim Ross or Stephen Colbert at a WWE live event or Colbert Report taping, I might have to comtemplate suicide ... or at least retreat to live in the woods like Grizzly Adams.

This kid who showed up with a camera and mic for the Borat movie premiere might want to consider one of those two options. If I were him, I'd take the Grizzly Adams route, as at least I could do my shitty Borat impression in front of the chipmunks and raccoons. The woodland creatures would be less likely to humble his sorry ass like Sasha Cohen did at the end of this vid.

Don't Fuck With Canadian Cops

I haven't posted anything in a while, but that's simply because I haven't felt the compulsion to vent lately. I've been focusing on my creative writing a lot more the past month or so, and I plan on keeping it that way for the near future.

I did, however, feel like sharing this vid as soon as I saw it on YouTube. I think this is from somewhere in Toronto. If there are crazy men with knives anywhere in this country, it's in Toronto. That city's like a PG-13 version of Detroit. Just replace the guns with Super Soakers and you've got Toronto.

The Nutty "Professor" On Evolution

This defies description. I thought it was parody. Turns out it's not. Chuck Missler might just have the silliest argument against Evolution since I saw that YouTube vid about the banana being a atheist's "worst nightmare." Long story, short - peanut butter is evidence that life could not exist without God. How is this guy not required to wear a helmet in his daily life?